Bachelor Parties...

**Ironlung** · December 6th, 2006, 02:22 PM

I need some help. I'm a best man on the 30th and I have no clue. Any suggestions would be great. Anyone been to the Mouse's Ear?

**UTVols2** · December 6th, 2006, 02:29 PM

It has been a while since I have been to the Mouse's Ear but at the time it wasn't too bad. Girls were not all that bad the night I went but of course I had about 12 in me so I really don't remember too much about it [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I have heard good and bad on the Mouse's Ear. I wish I could help you out a little more. My best man had a bonfire for me with about 20 of our buddies on High Knob and then some of us got up and went to the UT/Florida game in 2002 when Grossman kicked our [censored] and Clausen fumbled I dunno 8 times and he paid for my ticket. Not for sure how crazy you wanna get but I have been to a few good strip clubs in Charlotte.

**Ironlung** · December 6th, 2006, 02:35 PM

I acutally hate the b i t c h that he's marrying, as does everyone else. So, I'm not going to Charlotte. He's my best friend, I love him like a brother, but I hate that skank. I've tried to make my feelings known about that to him as politely as I could. We had him about talked out of being with her last year, only for her to get pregnant a month later. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I wish he could understand, he doesn't have to be married to the spawn from hell to be a good daddy.

I think I should do something, I just have no clue what to do. His brother was going to be best man, but I think he feels the same way I and everyone else does and backed out. So, I've got to think of something to do for a bachelor party. Hopefully, if I get him in the Mouse's Ear the witch will get pissed and it'll be over. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

**NotSoSilentBob** · December 7th, 2006, 02:31 AM

I've done two quasi BP's. For the first one we (groom and groomsmen) spent the morning shooting skeet, then had dinner. Did it the day of the wedding.

For the other we spent a weekend in Baltimore going to Orioles games. Hit a couple of bars.

If nothing else, hire an Appy [censored] and let her give everyone blow jobs.

December 7th, 2006, 03:36 PM

You know man. You seem alright except for that [censored], arrogant attitude at times Titan.
Sometimes you don't have to say it straight out to take a shot.
Which i know it is all innocent, just me taking something out of context as usual.

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If nothing else, hire an Appy [censored] and let her give everyone blow jobs.

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Appy ain't the only place to have them. You know. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]

**aoa_stripes** · December 6th, 2006, 06:28 PM

All I can say is thank god they shut down bottoms up. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp007816300.gif[/img] Some of the women their are almost enough to turn a man gay [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**pvfan** · December 7th, 2006, 02:04 AM

I remember when I snuck you in you seemed to like it. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] The look on your face when I bought you Blade. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]

**aoa_stripes** · December 7th, 2006, 01:34 PM

Yea it`s been around 3 years ago, but I still have nightmares from that! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wall.gif[/img]

**NotSoSilentBob** · December 7th, 2006, 02:34 AM

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All I can say is thank god they shut down bottoms up. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp007816300.gif[/img] Some of the women their are almost enough to turn a man gay [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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A bunch of us were eating at El Matador one night, I had no idea that the place was a [censored] bar. We're standing outside chatting and I take a few glances at the...things going into that place. Made a comment about how nasty the place looked and then I was informed that it was a popular [censored] hangout.

As for the Mouse's Ear, I've never been, but I have browsed their website a few times. Nothing I've seen makes me want to have any of those cooches waved in front of my face.

What the F UCK?? Les bo is a censored word? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img]

**TheBeast** · December 7th, 2006, 10:26 AM

The Mouses Ear the last time I went was pretty decent of course that was about 7 years ago. The one in Knoxville has some really nice ho's, went there 4 years ago when we went down to UT for the coaches clinic.

A girl I dated in high school dacned at the JC one a couple of years after we graduated. A friend was tellin me about it and she is his cousin, he didn't recognize for about 5 minutes watching her then he got a good look at her face. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]